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hello sports fans!  sorry for the delay, but this reporter has been busy trying to pretend that he is part of the yankees press core so he can get ever closer to derek jeter.  alas, failure.  but no worries, we had another great week of RWCBA and we have an exciting interview with the RWCBA commissioner.  He’s agreed to take time from his busy TV watching schedule to speak with us. here’s the exclusive now:

RWCBA blog: commissioner, thanks for taking time to speak with us.

commish: no problem insignificant blog writer.  RWCBA exists for its 20 fans, so im happy to oblige.

blog: i’m sorry to start our interview this way, but i received an anonymous tip that star kevin kim received teh superstar treatment detailed by tim donaghy here:  http://deadspin.com/5392067/excerpts-from-the-book-the-nba-doesnt-want-you-to-read.  how do you respond to these allegations?

commish: thats just ridiculous.  RWCBA referees are the finest that asian basketball has to offer.  they go through a rigorous training process that puts jcvd’s kumitae training in bloodsport and rocky’s training in rocky IV to shame.  The reffing could not be better.

blog: okay thanks for clearing that up.  are there any truth to rumors that the season will end with a GCCBA vs RWCBA all-star game.  how will this affect RWCBA superstars that came up in the GCCBA ranks.

commish: i can not confirm or deny those rumors as of now.  however, the GCCBA commissioner is quite a dashing fellow.  one of the most eligible chinese-american christian auditor of casinos out there.

blog:  duly noted.   in week 2, you were seen sitting in the prime box seats with star PWC auditor John Park.  Is there any chance of corporate sponsorship coming anytime soon?

commish: I was there simply as a guest and to enjoy the great seats that PWC currently owns at PS 111.  However, we are currently in negotiations for some corporate sponsorship between Mee’s Chinese  Food, Pan Real Thai, Pan Real Thai Encore, Pan Real Thai: Back Again and Pan Real Thai: THATS RIGHT YOURE GONNA EAT THAI THIS WEEK WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.  so i’m gonna say we’re gonna be sponsored by a thai restaurant.  keep your eyes pealed out for the upcoming drunken noodle commercials with timo and ronell.  the subway 5 dollar jingle will have nothing on us.

blog: is it true that youre working for free?

rwcba: its true, but i do it for the fans, so i dont mind.  i will, however, accept any home cooked meals(from girls only).

blog: ok that’s all for now. thakns commish.

rwcba: anytime.

onto the recaps.  week 3 stats here:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AuUFUFrWrCr7dGdJSnJic0JXUUhaVm9FWS1XOFdJd3c&hl=en

Game 1: Team Ro-Sen Ones (41) Team heartbreak (39)

Team Hero:

Another heartbreaking loss for Team heartbreak as Team Ro-Sen Ones continues its undefeated romp through RWCBA.  Ronell continues his dominance with 18 pts, 14 rebs, 4 assists, 1 steak, 1 block, and one cheering pui.  ”Thats my Boo!!!!!”  was heard throughout the gym as the chocolate rain came showering down.  The gazelle Mark Ro finally made his RWCBA debut.  Initially, off to a slow 0-5 start from the field, when the Gazelle found that games were being live streamed to australia, his play picked up and he finished with a strong 13 pt 7 reb 3 steal 2 block effort. Team heartbreak finds new and imaginative ways to lose each week, and sports a minuscule 5 point differential in 3 losses.  Timo was strong in defeat with 16 pints and 11 rebounds, and it seems to be only a matter of time before this team’s luck turns around.  Rumor has it that after this game MikeOh was seen using the itune autotune app. “Basketball how could you be so heartlesssssssss”. Team Ro-sen Ones remain the favorites to win season 1 of RWCBA but of course, there is still much basketball to be played.  They do, however, have a strong hold on worst team name.

Game 2: Fade To Black(55) – Ruckus (43)

Team Hero:Andy Oh

A game of swings that saw Ruckus jump out to a 8 point lead in the first half but ended up with Fade to Black ending with a 8 point victory.  Point Guard Andy Oh was rumored to be watching allen iverson tapes this past week, and the effects showed as he finished with a strong 20 points with 0 assists and 4 turnovers.  somewhere, gilbert arenas and devin harris are rejoicing.  Team Ruckus was propelled in the first half by the half human/half robot clintron-3000.  While other teams have complained that having a robot with a chiseled body is unfair, the fact remains that RWCBA remains an experimental league where almost anything goes.  Lamont Chichester propelled a strong defensive effort by Ruckus by taking larceny to new levels with a season(and thus league record) high six steals.  However, lack of flow in the half court offense ultimately ended the Ruckus and ensured that they would fade to black.

Game 3: Juntao(47) – Fighting Violets(35)

Team Hero: Jooheon Yoon

A game that featured a huge swing before tip off when big man Jooho Lee was sidelined another week , delaying his much awaited debut, and Jung Suh decided to play through his ever nagging injury(investment banking).  The Fighting Violets had little answer for Jooheon Yoon who finished with a strong 22 points and 7 rebounds. Juntao was happy to see David Park’s recreational lacross league finally end and have him chip in a strong 12 points while shooting an unbelievable 4 from 4 from the free throw line, thereby raising the abysmal league FT shooting percentage.  The Fighting Violets were shorthanded with only six players, and Ben Shim did his best to keep his team in the hunt with 13 points including three 3 pointers.  This is the second week in a row that Ben’s shooting percentage has risen as he tries to shed his stephen jackson stereotype.  Will week 4 see ben shoot 50%?  Will jooho ever play?  Will Kevin’s body ever stop growing?  Tons of questions surround this team right now.

The Power RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK.

1. Ro-Sen Ones(3-0. next week vs. JUNTAO).  Still undefeated and bolstered by the return of their team captain.  They face a depleted JUNTAO next week so it should be an easy road to 4-0.

2. Fade To Black(2-1. next week vs Fighting Violets) – back to back wins with strong defensive efforts have helped this team rise to number two in the poll.  Still missing a real offensive identity, but no one can deny that this is the best defensive team in the league.

3. JUNTAO(2-1. next week vs. Ro-sen Ones) – the secret crime organization strikes this week for a win.  This team has never seen its intended starting five play together so they still have the potential to improve.  Rumor has it that Ricky Chan is out shooting daddies.

4. Ruckus(1-2, next week vs. Team Heartbreak) – a team that lack size but is proving to be a tough matchup with its unique style.  This team lives and dies with its perimeter shooting which mean it can defeat or be defeated by any team in the league at any moment. Ne

5. Fighting Violets(1-2. next week vs fade to black) – back to back losses after their opening win leave this team with question marks.  when will bigman jooho lee play.  kevin kim was found icing his body after taking another beatdown down low.  there were many bags of ice used.

6. Team Heartbreak (0-3. next week vs Ruckus).  every team makes the playoffs so this teams record doesnt really mean much.  Will this be the week they finally end their schnide?  In other news, Timo is apparently an excellent cook.