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hey brudders!

so its a tough economy out there, but no worries, i’ve been scheming some get rich ideas these past few months.  so let’s see what ppl think.  if you steal these ideas and become superrich, please at least buy me a pizza and a pair of hyperdunks.  thanks.

1. electronic board game table: this is inspired by those old school pool/airhokcye/pingpong kinda tables.  everyone loves board games.  no one can agree on which game to play.  and no one wants to set up or clean up.  what’s the solution?  Create an electronic toushcreen table taht has every considerable board game known to man loaded into it(settlers, monopoly, bohanzna, connect4, chess, etc etc).  that way, theres no setup or clean up.  also its pretty easy to add wireless internet to this badboy so you can always find people with if no one’s around.

2. christian romance novel series: what kind of books sell.  romance books. christian books.  so what will sell the most?  christian romance novel series.  very easy and simple to write, and can easily be drawn out to like a 40 volume series.  multiple dtrs, breakups, getting back togethers.  and then we can spin off for movies, soundtracks etc.  of course, i would write this series under some generic penname:  perhaps john kim.  yeah go try googling john kim.  SUCKA.  and of course if our series is starting to fail, what will we do.  We will reveal that our main guy character is a VAMPIRE! OMG PLOT TWIST.  thats actaully the reason why this bad boy doesnt come out to church on sunday mornings i dunno why but girls seem to get the hots for the vampires.

3. basketball camp for AzN 20 somethings – lots of asians nerds like to play basketball.  sadly, they never got a chance to go to bball camp after being forced to attend the same exact SAT class 5 summers in a row(insert bitter hans face pic here).  consequently, they lack fundamentals and basic understanding of the game.  so easy solution.  run like one or two week basketball camp for these peeps who love bball but just suck .  Who would the counselors/teachers be?  hrmm, where can we find a lot of bankrupt ex nba players.  oh wait, thats like half of the nba.  are you telling me you wouldnt wanna go to SHAWN KEMP ASIAN BASKETBALL CAMP.  you’re signing up right now.

4. Fantasy Sports Accountability Site – pretty simple idea.  ppl love fantasy sports because its the closest they’ll ever be to being a real GM.  its impossible to start a fantasy info site at this point.  but, where’s the site that actually take these guy’s predictions and let you know how accurate they are.  let’ see who good these so-called experts are.

5. Dress Swap – how many of us are/know the girl who has to go to 11 weddings this summer and has 2 dresses? sorry ladies, theres only so many different shawls you can wear over your dress before ppl notice its the SAME EXACT ONE.  and if you borrow from one from the same circle of friends, guess what?  WHO WORE IT BETTER is knocking on your door. so what’s there to do?  enter dresss swap, where girls can post dresses theyre willing to trade. hire 2 or 3 experts who know the retail value of dresses.  post a $250 dress, get $250 of credit to work with.  no more dress problem.

LETS MAKE IT RAIN.